Geeky Goth Girls Don't Gag

I never get matches on dating apps. When I do, it's usually a scam.

Chasity isn't a scam. She's a nerdy IT girl with black hair, horn-rimmed glasses, and a Doctor Who shirt that makes a compelling argument about what's underneath. She agrees to coffee the same night. She plays tabletop RPGs. She's building chainmail armor for faire season. And when I admit I like her better with her glasses on, she invites me back to her place to swap out her contacts.

I expect bookshelves and maybe a cat.

Her apartment has bookshelves. It also has a few things you won't find listed under "interests" on any dating profile.

She seems like a perfectly normal nerd who just wants a nice evening.

Except this is smut.