Getting Off The Phone & My Best Friend

Allison hasn't been touched in a month.

Derby season's over. Work sent her away for two weeks with a roommate who prayed about her haircut. All she wants is her best friend's couch, a pizza, and a movie they'll never actually pick.

Then his mom calls. Again.

The same mom whose phone calls have hijacked every hangout for two years. And Allison — touch-starved, impatient, and exactly bored enough to be dangerous — decides tonight she's not losing another one.

Sometimes the person you've been looking for has been sitting on the other end of the couch the whole time.

But this is smut.