Dirty Business

When a FreeUse Sorority alum offers me an internship, my resume won't be the only thing getting filled up.

Some hands-on experience at an ultra-successful company is just what I need, but what will my new coworkers think of the hot new college coed instructed to follow their every command? I'll do whatever it takes to earn their... respect.

I'll work my way up from the very bottom, on my knees right in the middle of the office. There's no humiliation or degredation I won't endure. I'm eager to help out as many coworkers as I can, either one after another or all at once. It doesn't matter to me, so long as I'm filled with that warm sense of accomplishment at the end of a long, hard day.

But just when I think I've got a firm grip on things, they reveal one last big surprise at the company party...