Do Not Disturb

An eldritch creature. A toothesome offer. A decision she’ll have to chew on…

As General Manager for World Tree Resorts, Marguerite has always loved the sort of challenge that she could sink her teeth into. When a broken keycard lands her in the wrong universe—one where they’ve never heard of World Tree—the witch will have to get creative if she plans on getting home, even if that means mouthing off to an inter-dimensional shareholder. 

Caught with all his mouths open, Arthur Dent is more than a little surprised by the bundle of delicious curves that lands smack-dab in the middle of his meal. But the eldritch being is willing to help this new, enchanting morsel move back through the dimensions…for a price.

Now Marguerite will have to decide—Can she ignore the meaty mastication of his meal, or will dating the multi-dimensional mouth-breather be a task too tough to swallow?

Because the risk is real and Marguerite isn’t sure if the tongue-laden terror has decided whether or not to eat her…or just eat her out.

Find out in DO NOT DISTURB!